Candy Crush Health Warning!



WARNING: 

Downloading and playing this game can be 
harmful to your health and well being! 
You may experience fits of rage, uncontrollable cursing, 
moodiness, loss of patience, insomnia, overgrown lawns, 
overflowing laundry baskets, pets begging to be let out, 
husbands & children waiting to be fed, wives waiting to have 
the plumbing fixed, mail spilling out of your mailbox, and 
quite possibly police knocking at your door to see if you're 
still alive!!

You have been warned-- this game is addictive. 
VERY addictive. 
It lures you with a few fun and simple beginning levels- mere child's play, almost too easy & lots of fun. 
Then it turns wicked and sinister! Steals your time, lives, extra moves, and your sanity! 

BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

candy crush will only let you get 4 wrapped candies on level 135 so how do they expect you to beat it.Tell me how please.

Anonymous said...

Level 147 is just plain ridiculous!!!! This game sucks!!! I need to delete it and get my life back!!!!!!

Candy Crush said...

I have been playing Candy Crush for a while and, HOLY HELL YES, it's addicting as crap. I'm almost glad that they have the lives in so that I'm forced to take a break.

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JOAN said...

LEVEL #134 - I AM REQUIRED TO COLLECT 2 BLACK CANDY BALLS AND 2 STRIPED CANDIES IN ORDER TO "COLLECT". I HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS LEVEL FOR OVER A WEEK - EVERY DAY, ALMOST EVERY TIME I PLAY, I COMPLETE THIS, BUT AM NOT GIVEN CREDIT FOR MORE THAN JUST ONE. THEREFORE, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE FORWARD. CAN YOU HELP WITH THIS PLEASE?

marsha said...

what to do with the gold bars.

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Deborah said...

I had 151 lives 2hrs ago didn't use any now I have two where are all my lives and this isn't the first time this had happened to me bout ready to delete this game cause y'all took my lives I worked for!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

should be called Crack Candy it is so addicting..

Anonymous said...

Soooooooooooo boooooooooooring! Let's do this for our right.

Anonymous said...

HI IM A FRIEND ON SAGA PAGE ALLREADY UT THESE FREE LIVES ,OOSTERS ETC IVE LIKED ,SHARED ,COMMENTED ON LOADS IVE NEVER RECIEVED A THING JUST WONDERING PLZ COULD ANYBODY HELP ME HOW I GET THEM OR DO I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SAGA PAGE TO BE ABLE TO RECIEVE THEM,IF SO IS THIS SAFE TO DOWNLOAD THANKS X

Jenbrat27 said...

Awesome warning. This has been the most helpful site I have found. Thank you!

Anonymous said...

fuck this game. the best way to do that is to play and not spend any money to buy lives or power. it is about time this game was told to fuck off

Anonymous said...

Am stuck for the third time where after asking friends for help, seeing that they responded, my game does not move. I even contacted the developer who said they could not find any problem. Since I complained, requests for help show in facebook, but if I check game they are not there. I go to facebook and click on the notification and it disappears. Still no tickets in game. Obviously they don't care to fix it, because there are lots of people stuck like me.