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Candy Crush Health Warning!



WARNING: 

Downloading and playing this game can be 
harmful to your health and well being! 
You may experience fits of rage, uncontrollable cursing, 
moodiness, loss of patience, insomnia, overgrown lawns, 
overflowing laundry baskets, pets begging to be let out, 
husbands & children waiting to be fed, wives waiting to have 
the plumbing fixed, mail spilling out of your mailbox, and 
quite possibly police knocking at your door to see if you're 
still alive!!

You have been warned-- this game is addictive. 
VERY addictive. 
It lures you with a few fun and simple beginning levels- mere child's play, almost too easy & lots of fun. 
Then it turns wicked and sinister! Steals your time, lives, extra moves, and your sanity! 

BE AFRAID! BE VERY AFRAID!